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Three things really quick before I go to bed. I know everyone wants to know my thoughts and what happened with the 5k this weekend, but all you need to know is I survived.

1. Excited for LA Kings tomorrow. Stanley Cup finals, and I am really having a hard time seeing how they lose this series. Just a team of destiny. Cannot wait to see Dustin Brown go at these Devils starting tomorrow and for the Kings to finally bring the cup to LA. Anyone still waiting to jump on the bandwagon, the time is now.

2. At work today some girl sat down and she only had a cup of fruit. They asked her why she was only eating fruit and she said it was because she was eating in the morning and not hungry. The response from the other girl? “Oh, I am trying to lose weight too.” … Super funny, awkward, and maybe true all at the same time. And I am going to use that line more often when in public, because it is too good. And it is even funnier because it was obvious she wasn’t trying to lose weight but just already overweight. Anyway, it was funny I promise…

3. Lastly. this has been on my mind for about 2 weeks and I just needed to say it. Laker fans are some of the worst if not the worst most unloyal fan base in all of sports. I have never met a more delusional fan base than these Laker fans and there constant lack of loyalty to players like Ron World Peace Artest and Pau Gasol. The player who single handedly took the Lakers from a perennial first round exit to 3!! straight NBA championships and 2 NBA titles and he is talked about like he is the reason the Lakers couldn’t advance and that trade him for a Luol Deng or Kyle Lowry and Scola and all of a sudden these Lakers are NBA champions. Trading for Chris Paul is one thing, but to suggest that the Lakers would be better off trading Gasol and competing for a NBA title next year is laughable. I might suggest stop putting Gasol at the top of the key and maybe more him more into the post where he is more efficient than Andrew Bynum and a much better passer. Then maybe if you stop playing him out of position then the Lakers could see better numbers from Gasol. But that is just one suggestion. I’d like to see Kobe play power forward and see how efficient he is. And for Kobe to blame Pau for that one pass after shooting 2 for 10 the entire 4th quarter, after losing game 2 for the Lakers is pretty unbelievable. Maybe if Pau’s first touch could come before the first 10 minutes expire he could be more effective when he gets the ball. I bet he was just shocked out of his mind Kobe actually passed him the ball… Anyway this is all just to say when I hope the Rockets trade for Pau, I really mean it. Pau is the most under appreciated player in the NBA right now, and the impact he could have on Houston would be astronomical. But mostly I just hope he gets traded to Laker fans could realize what they really had but they were just too blind to see it right in front of their faces. Pau is class act, the amount of stuff he has had to put up with in LA while being a model citizen and class act is pretty amazing and I just hope he has a lot of success in the next few seasons because it couldn’t happen to a better guy.

Going into the grocery store on such a regular basis has been a new thing for me. And I enjoy it. I feel good about myself when I buy lots of vegetables and healthy food because I think it makes the grocery store checker have a sense of approval for me. And I just want to be liked and approved of, so knowing I made healthy food choices gives me the confidence I need when going through the line to buy my food. Sidenote: I saw an article that said Kim Kardashian was losing the celebrity status she worked so hard to obtain. I didn’t know what made me more mad, the fact that the front page said she had celebrity status, or that she “worked hard” to get it. She launches a whole phenomenon in the USA where people try to get famous for doing nothing, and this magazine has the audacity to indicate that somehow she has talent, she has contributed anything, or that people inside of Hollywood were ever not against her. I thought of some similar headlines I could submit to magazines that could be published soon. Barack Obama starts to lose the Republican vote he worked so hard to get during his first four years of president. Or Sandra Bullock worries people might remember the movies she made before The Blind Side and threaten to take her Oscar away.

 Ever since I started watching Breaking Bad I think everyone is a drug dealer. I have also noticed more people walking on the freeways  than I used to, and there are a lot of bald people living in the United States

 When are Laker fans going to stop blaming Pau Gasol for everything? Come to Houston big fella, we will appreciate you there.

 Finally got the NHL 2012 for Xbox 360. Gamer tag Tay n Yao. Let’s play

 Getting ready to run a 5k this weekend. I do this by just rolling out of bed each morning to go to work. And before everyone starts thinking I have changed my view on marathons and half-marathons, and 5Ks, I just want to be clear I haven’t. I am embarrassed that I would even mention this as to think it would be any type of achievement, or that as an American I would take pride in knowing I have taken the easy way out and admitted to all of my friends I can’t cut it as a runner. I already had that sinking feeling in my stomach when I realized 5k wasn’t 2 miles but actually 3, but to know I might never accomplish someone else’s dream of running a marathon is tough for me. But if I hid any part of my life from my readers I feel like I am letting everyone down, and because of that I am admitting to running in a 5k. I have already decided to start at the end so I can just pass people and feel good about myself, and when I finish I will just consider it just another day and promise not to feel any sense of pride or accomplishment.

 Am I the only one who hasn’t seen the Avengers? Or has no real desire to see it?

 Are we going to have to hear about how facebook’s stock is doing every day? Is  facebook stock update to CNBC the equivalent of what is happening every day with the likes of Tim Tebow or Jeremy Lin in the sports world.

 The Chinese just bought AMC theatres. I hope this means lower prices and not the realization that China is going to own everything in the US two decades from now.

Now, that Sexytay has moved forward into this new era of expanding the Sexytay brand, we can finally get back to helping move America forward and keeping our followers informed. And with the imminent threat of facebook / world meltdown a mere hours away following a potential Laker loss to the Nuggets, it is good to be back from short post-less hiatus.

 -At work the other day some associates were talking about how the Boston Celtics are known for crumbling and sort of comparing it to what is happening to the Lakers and Clippers. Sometimes people say some of the dumbest things. So the franchise with more NBA championships that any other franchise is “known” for crumbling. Not only that, but I couldn’t even think of a recent memory of a Celtics collapse. I just thought about how they upset the Cavs a few years ago, just came off a championship in the last five years and another Championship appearance. How is that the example for crumbling. A few teams I would think of when it comes to crumbling would probably be the Clippers, maybe any team with Lebron James on it, Lee Westwood in every major championship, the San Jose Sharks with Joe Thornton, but not really the Celtics… But I digress because I don’t even like the Celtics.

 -Saw a story on a 3-legged bear name Tri-pawed. How CUTE!

 -Melody and I got to see the president and his motorcade drive through Studio City in route to George Clooney’s the other day. We went out shopping and when we found some streets blocked we knew we had an opportunity to have our Louie XVI moment where we could see the president drive by with all those police and secret service. And boy did this opportunity not disappoint. Obama waved at me as he drove by and it was a really cool moment, because we have only had 43 presidents total and he is the 44^th ( G-Cleveland doubled up) and to know we got to see him drive by is something every American should get the opportunity to do even if you don’t even like the president. Now I just have to register to vote so I can be a real American. Sidenote: Many people have asked me how I view Obama as a Christian in light of his decision to support gay marriage. My response is simply it really doesn’t change too much of how I view our president. While I may not agree with the president’s position, or believe he has a Biblical view of marriage, I didn’t really support him or like him based on his views of how he would define or think America should define marriage. I find it possible to really like the president without agreeing with everything he supports or doesn’t support. If Christians were only able to vote for people who agreed 100% with the Bible or did everything in line with what God commanded then Christians wouldn’t be able to vote for anyone, and avoiding anything related to government and politics all together would be unwise for the Christian community to embrace. And with Mitt Romney being Mormon, there lies even more questions for who the Christian community will embrace. But it is what it is and I can’t wait to see what happens this summer in the race to be the next president.

 - Finally a judge that gets it right. Letting the lawsuit proceed about whether or not Fruit Roll-Ups contain real fruit has been a burning issue in our minds that we need a conclusion on one way or the other. Good luck defending that one General Mills. I think if they gave free Cinnamon Toast Crunch to everyone then we could see this lawsuit getting settled faster, but the more stubborn General Mills gets, the worse of a chance they have in defending their case.  Thank you Annie Lam for this lawsuit, and with it I hope the lies we have heard for generations of real fruit will finally come to an end. A strawberry fruit roll-up with no strawberries in it, how is that possible?!?@?!@

 -I just love the red balloons in Lucky Charms. Just nothing beats it. The rainbows are delicious but the shooting stars and green hat or is it a white and orange or yellow hat needs to go.

 -I want to start eating whatever Josh Hamilton is eating.

-If Lakers and Clippers lose, I can’t wait to facebook post how there can only be one King or (Kings) of LA. The quest resumes tomorrow!!!!

The day we have all been waiting for has finally come. And it has come without warning, without any lead in posts, but instead like a thief in the night we at Sexytay productions have finally decided to release our first blog since the inception of Sexytay a little over three years ago. The idea for this blog came about when the production team realized most of the world wants to know what would it be like to live with and be with Sexytay on a 24/7 basis. And email after email of requests wanting a behind the scenes view with pictures and stories; we couldn’t resist the pressure any longer. So Melody Mak Erlbaum has officially signed on with Sexytay productions and has been posting at this website —-   http://melodyerlbaum.blogspot.com/   —- for some time now. The moment all men and women everywhere have been waiting for has officially arrived, and no longer will the people have to guess how amazing it is to live with Sexytay. Just a few disclaimers. 1. Sexytay does not post on this website, all pictures and words are created and done by Melody, while there might be creative input and humor may have rubbed off on her, in no way is this another blog I have done to impersonate Melody. 2. Melody doesn’t have a facebook and hates technology, and she probably doesn’t want other people to know she blogs because she gets nervous and only does it for herself. But over the course of time and with Sexytay’s leadership and direction we have broken her down to allow for this monumental day with Obama in town for Starmegeddon to release this blog to the world. And 3. In no way is anyone allowed to enjoy this blog more than mine. There may be many things Melody does better than me, but if this marriage is going to survive blogging will not be one of them. And probably the only other reason today we decided to release this blog is because Mother’s day is coming up soon and I can’t find a better gift for my mom than another avenue for her to stalk my life in and be a part of…. With Sexytay and its brand expanding, let this truly be a day the world will never forget.

There is no worse feeling then when you get into your friend’s car and get excited because you need gum; only to realize the package of gum is empty. I can’t think of anything more selfish than to leave an empty gum package that will only accomplish the goal of creating a huge sense of let down in your friend. Laziness because there is no “trash can” near buy is not an excuse to leave a gum package in the open where your friends will be able to see it. And while it may be “what they deserve” for trying to get gum without asking, just do us all a favor and throw it away once there’s none left.

Don’t go to the poppy fields in a year with no rain… just a heads up.

Matt Kemp, the LA Dodgers, and the LA Kings have made the Rockets missing the playoffs again this year more than bearable; to the point where I didn’t even realize the Rockets missed out this year. I can’t even imagine what I would do once the Bills make the playoffs and finally come off the list as the only NFL team not to be to the playoffs this century…

Thanks to everyone in the Bay Area who made the trip up north for the great Julie and Chris’s wedding enjoyable. I know I went up there to celebrate Justin ( the Marrow ) Hong’s birthday, but it was also nice to be able to see the Kwongs and the Boltons, and to be able to hang out all day on Sunday with Lindsey too!!! Anyone who can withstand being in a room with the beauty of Craig, Justin, and Sexytay without passing out is truly a special person.

Melody finally got a Kindle Fire and we were going to download the Bible on it so we could bring it to church; but who are we kidding, she isn’t Rey Tibayan…

We are starting to work on Thank You cards for our wedding!! We already finished more than a few, but trying to remember what everyone got us has been difficult, and not because we didn’t right them down, but more because of the whole losing gifts incident. But they are coming!

Got to celebrate Danny graduation from USC master’s program this Friday. And if I come sum up how I felt during this process it would be suffering for the gospel. I can’t imagine really what heaven and hell is like, but I would have to think hell would be an eternity without God with the USC marching band playing 5 songs on repeat for the rest of your life, and if that image doesn’t encourage anyone reading this to turn from their sins and trusting in themselves to become solely dependent on Christ as their only hope for eternal life then I don’t know what will. But congratulations to Danny for graduating with a Master’s, Melody and myself are so proud of you, we can’t wait for you to get away from USC so you can get back into reality. Sidenote: Danny came over to study right afterwards and Melody and I had to put on all our Cal ger just to wash off the stench of USC out of our minds…

Go Kings! Go Dodgers! HIT A HOMERUN PUJOLS!!!

Has it been three years already? Time really does fly when you start blogging, or maybe it is when you get older. It was 3 years ago that we started this blog as a secret as our attempt to slowly penetrate the everyday modern society and change the world. Some may say the real birthday is on July 4th, but that is more well-known as “Sexytay Freedom Day” which marks the day this blog went from being a secret to being released to the world. Just in the same way Sexytay Productions is working on their first feature blogger and our just weeks away from launching the biggest blog to hit the web since this one. We thank everyone who over the years has learned not to fall into the trap of liking: Glee, Sandra Bullock, Crocs, Vegetarianism, Walgreens, and much, much more. There truly are no followers out there as dedicated to another blog and don’t think that dedication doesn’t go unnoticed. Happy Birthday to Sexytay.

- It looks like chin plants are the new rage. Why don’t I know anyone getting them though? And I honestly don’t know what is so appealing with having a nice chin. If you don’t like your chin there really shouldn’t be anything you can do about it.

- Don’t you hate that feeling when you try to stiff the waiter for not doing anything only to realize later you gave a 25% tip… math….

- Also I have to comment on the feeding tubes to help lose weight instead of eating and I must say what an amazing idea. I mean what better way to starve yourself than by sticking a needle into your nose for 10 days while the pounds just fly off. Who has time to exercise nowadays anyway? Now I am sure skeptics will say it isn’t healthy, or how it is hard to believe that these women or men don’t have time to exercise when it seems like they have plenty of time to do the research and get the equipment for this ground-breaking weight loss strategy. And to those “doubters” I would just say you have no idea what you are talking about.

- Is it a miracle the Dodgers are 9 -1… no, just Magic

- Love the new hip word I learned at work: FOMO. Fear of missing out. Now I am sure some may say this word has been around a long time, or that the only reason Coachella has two weekends this year is because of the FOMO epidemic. And that is probably true. But now that I am aware of this word, I plan on using it and making sure it makes it to everyday vocabulary just like LMK made it to everyone’s vocabulary a few seasons past.

- Marcelino’s frustration with the movie Antz / Bug’s Life because of the inaccuracies that these movies that portray male worker ants; when everyone knows males ants don’t work, gives me hope.  Try to google male worker ants and come to the conclusion yourselves that they don’t exist. Everyone knows male ants only have one purpose and that is the mate with the queen. In fact, male insects are about as useful as the San Francisco Giants or Joe Thorton in the playoffs.

- My brother taught me on the news that teachers might lose their jobs with the layoff notices. He then added in the same sentence they might not lose their jobs. That’s world class analysis right there you can only get from an Erlbaum, but I am proud of my brother that he finally made it to the news to join myself and hopefully one day my sister.

What is wrong with Matt Kemp right now. That man should be tested for steroids because the things he is doing to the baseball right now should be illegal. Can you give out a MVP in April? He just grounded into a double play as I typed this…

One of my favorite things to do with Melody is camp out in a Starbucks parking lot and use the free wi-fi to look things up. If we don’t go in, then we don’t have to face the dilemma of whether to buy anything, and it is free wi-fi so it isn’t like we are stealing.

Melody lost her purse this weekend, and the way I tracked it down was something you only see on the movies. While thinking of places it may be, I reminded Melody it is probably in the car and not to worry. Then when we realized it wasn’t in the car we started worrying, so I said let’s just watch 48 hour mystery on CBS and maybe we will get some ideas of how to find it. And boy did that show deliver. Half-way through the program I looked at Melody and said let me see your camera, I think I took a picture of you at the restaurant, and maybe we can see if the purse is in the picture. And guess what we saw… not the purse, but the brown strap around the chair which I zoomed into confirm. So when I called the restaurant to see if they had it, and they confirmed, I asked Melody if I should then go into a CSI-like career. And by the eye-roll I received I could tell she was on board.

This weekend I got to drive a prius for the first time. What an experience. From not having to use a key to start the car, from just being able to open the car without a key, how could it not be enjoyable. Sure it might be hard to see anything in the rear-view mirror or just might be hard to see period, but after this weekend I am fully convinced I am going to buy the 2016 prius which will get 150 miles per gallon. However, the highlight of driving the prius was a moment I will never forget. While driving on the freeway a tan prius drove right next to the tan prius I was driving as to say look we are car twins. Sidenote: you really don’t realize how many people drive a prius until you are in a prius, and I felt really self-conscious people were judging me for driving one. But I digress. So we are car twins, side by side, when out of nowhere, and I am not making this up you can all ask Melody, a THIRD tan prius starts merging onto the freeway pulling right next to us forming what can only be described as a Prius-Flying V. And it was at that second that we all looked at each other and had just an amazing moment where three cars and three drivers with all the same car and color were driving side-by-side in union. I can’t explain it, but if anyone has ever experienced a moment like this, it could only be described as a once-in-a-lifetime situation where worlds collide and a prius car gang could be together again. And I am so thankful for that moment, I could only dream to experience that while driving with Kommi.

Not sure how to define an awkward moment. I guess it is one of those you know things are awkward when you see it or you experience it. Case in point, at work a table of people were discussing the Travon Martin story and one woman who hadn’t said anything the whole time, after about probably a good 10 minutes of discussion, just chimed in with, “To be honest I don’t really see what everyone is making a big deal about, someone just got shot….” .. And when no one said anything for about 10 seconds until the black guy said “that’s my queue to leave,” I knew I had my definition for awkward moment.

1.3 million BMWs are getting recalled.Now which car ( and driver ) is going to tailgate me and make an unnecessary lane change that almost causes an accident just because they went to USC and think they are better than anyone who drives a Japanese car?

I don’t really get the hop down the stairs thing. Why do people do that?

I have promised my co-workers I will watch Hunger games so I can blog a review for everyone so we can get the real answers on whether there are racial issues that need to be exposed and if this movie really lives up to the hype from the mainstream media. I know many people are waiting for Sexytay to blog on Hunger games before watching it, that or the only thing you are thinking about is when is the 2nd part of Breaking Dawn coming out…

On the idea of movies, I have another TV show idea that I think needs to be picked up. Take watching trailers before movies and add some American Idol to it, and you get my new show: So you think you can make a Movie? All it would be is 2 minute movie clips from prospective movie directors who want to get into the business, and three judges would vote on them to see if they can make it to Hollywood. But since Hollywood is too cliche, we can change it to South Central LA. Then they will be able to shoot and develop their movie over the course of the weeks and the people will vote on the best movie, until the winner is announced and they get a 100 million dollar budget to make a movie from Disney with the promise it won’t be as bad as John Carter. I am thinking for judges we could have Tarantino, Steven Spielberg or James Cameron, and then the woman who really adds nothing but positivity, Dame Judi Dench. I can’t wait to see this coming to ABC in the fall.

I texted Melody not to buy or chip in for a lotto ticket… I was too late.

Speaking of lottery, we are one non-winner away from a conspiracy that will consume the weekend with more news coverage that if Obama was really born in the US. And while I don’t play lotto for anything less than 750million dollars, I know that if we go another day without a winner we are going to have lotto fever like we never had before. And not only that, naturally we are going to have to blame Obama for this and think that maybe he is using this money to pay for his secret wars or pay off the oil companies to lower gas prices. Worse he could be using it as money for Russia to keep them out of the news, or bribes to Israel to not attack Iran. Maybe he is using it to pay down the debt or finance Obamacare he knows won’t be around past the Supreme Court decision this summer. Whatever conspiracy we choose, it will be pretty apparent that I am not sure this nation can handle another non-winner, because lazy Americans don’t want to wait in a line out the door to buy lotto tickets because we are lazy and want all of our money to be earned and given to us without earning it at the same time (the American dream and so ironic) And if I could make a lotto prediction, I think we are going to see about 5 winners this time and they are going to be like groups of 20, so split into 100 we will see about each person make about 2 millions a piece after taxes and we will also see 80% of those people burn through that money in less than 5 years. Just a prediction and knowing Kentucky is still in the NCAA tournament, I am feeling lucky with predictions.

Are people who only watch movies based on rotten tomato reviews snobby?

Have I mentioned that Tiger Woods winning again, Magic Johnson owning the Dodgers, and Mario Williams signing in Buffalo has made for one memorable week of optimism for this Sports fan. That and when Yao returned to Houston for the Laker game and the Rockets came back down 11 with 5 minutes left, and Cal can’t play in anything for a long time to ruin it… this is good time to be a Tiger, Rockets, Dodgers and Bills fan

- Facebook says it will sue companies over privacy concerns for asking for facebook passwords, just like we blogged about last time… HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A cat fell 19 stories and lived. I start with that story tonight because it is the reminder of why cats are evil and no matter how hard you try to kill them they will just never die. And while I am not saying someone pushed that cat out the window, I am saying to allow a cat to fall 19 stories means you don’t love that cat, because to let a cat anywhere near a window 19 stories us is a little bit of bad parenting. And honestly 19 stories is like 150 to 200 feet, and for a cat to not get injured because it is in the flying squirrel position just makes me angry. Sidenote: cats make people crazier. Look it up, it is  a real study.

Today at work 2 things I learned: 1. One girl introduced a new phrase, because while picking her nose she felt the need to announce to everyone that she was not picking her nose, but in fact was just moisturizing it. ( sure ). There was also this conversation between two people about me that has me worried about the intelligence level of the people I work with. Their identities have been hidden so they won’t be embarassed.

Black Male: ***, did you feel that?
Older Woman: What did you say Taylor?
Black Male: Did you just call me Taylor?
Older Woman: Yeah, I know I was thinking of him too.
Black Male: Ummm…
Older Woman: That’s crazy that we were thinking of him at the same time.
Black Male: ……..

I didn’t even know how to respond here, except to just laugh and wonder why I haven’t been promoted higher yet….

- Am I naïve for thinking a Brita water bottle could be effective?

- Is it possible for everyone to be deformed in a community or group, or if everyone is deformed does that really mean no one is deformed. Did I just blow you mind?

- I read an article on how the next financial crisis is going to include having too many jobs and not enough workers. I thought it might be jumping the gun a little bit, but who knows, maybe someone will google that article in 10 years.

- Some work places are beginning to ask for facebook passwords during interviews and this is not making people happy. They feel maybe it is an invasion of privacy and not anything relevant for whether or not they are qualified.  “How dare they!” However, my opinion is who cares. Are we really concerned about who has our facebook password and who can see our information? Google and Facebook can access our personal information all day, and if you want to play the Draw Something game, then they probably have your info too. Everyone already has our information, so if my employer wants it then just join the party. And if you were smart you would just create a fake facebook page that you could show in an interview and make sure you let them know you have a linkedin too if they want the password for that as well. Privacy is about 2-5 years away from being the most precious commodity in the world, and the person or company that learns to make the biggest profit off this commodity will be the next Mark Zuckerberg. I have said this before, but privacy is no longer a given, and that is only with the premise you ever believed it was…

I can’t feel anything but excited this evening as the Houston Rockets defeated our beloved Lakers tonight after a stunning comeback led by the great Courtney Lee, Goran Dragic, and Chandler Parsons. With the return of Yao, how could the outcome be any different. It feels really good to get this victory, especially when D-Fish, a supposed leader for the players decided he was too good to show up for the Rockets, and now he is left wondering if he will ever play in the NBA ever again, to which I hope he doesn’t….

If Tebow goes to Green Bay, does that mean Aaron Rodgers moves back to San Francisco?

When someone says “I wouldn’t have found that in one million years,” I just think, you are either really lazy or would drive yourself crazy looking for something for one million years…

I love when a group goes all in at work to win the lottery by getting 25 people to put 5 dollars each. I laugh at the recent story about how the guy who bought the tickets tried to pretend the money was all for him, ( he lost that battle ) and I laugh because of the build up like they really think they are going to win. How can people be so confident, maybe I should be more optimistic here, but unless you’re picking your own numbers, you have no chance of winning. And they always try to get me to participate, but I always decline not because I think it is impossible we will win ( which I do ) but because I feel the public perception and outcry of a bunch of bankers winning the lottery would be detrimental to my health and even worse the bank itself. I just try to make everyone feel dumb about their chances in hopes that I can be that guy who missed out on his lottery chance because he wouldn’t give five dollars, that everyone who did contribute now makes fun of.

I really need to apologize to Judge Judy for ever thinking that people waste their time watching her show, or that she could ever be replaceable, or that I could ever scoff at the many millions she makes every year. There is no one like her. Today at Grammy’s I watched her make a girl cry, and at the same time scold her mother for giving her daughter a car when she looks like she’s not even fit to raise a fish. Her words not mine… In the previous segment she kicked out the fiance’ for smiling and went on to tell the woman she married a fool once and left him for this fool, and that they shouldn’t be married. Amazing. I want her job, but I could never be her, so I would rather be her bailiff and make random comments if she even allows me to speak. I need to get tickets to her show…. anniversary present anyone???

Hello Kitty Bobblehead night at Dodger Stadium this year… who exactly is the demographic the Dodgers are trying to reach here?

Finally finished the Arrested Development series. Now what? I am going to really miss Franklin and George Michael

Just bought Where’s Waldo for the ipad… I think it’s for kids